Wild Piglets Scooter Rally VI Pics

WILD PIGLETS SCOOTER RALLY VI PICS

September 5-7, 2014

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SUMMARY

Welcome to the trough-line newbie’s Steve P. and Justin R.  This year we rode to Madras Golf Course and played our 1st ever 2-club only golf tournament.  The only pig who had to ‘pork’ their hog in the pigpen was Brent after suffering a flat tire 2 miles into the ride.  He managed to ride a bit more but later succumbed to the inevitable….  Brent dug himself out of the mud however and redeemed himself at swish that night.

On our way home from golfing, Jay had plenty of time to daydream since his scooters max speed is about 25mph.  This proved too much for him to handle and about 11 miles in, he swerved off the road and became piggy road-kill (see pics).  He was riding Stan’s old scooter (may have to retire that one and invest in a new one).  The 2014 Wild Piglet Olympics results are listed below.  Good times!

2014 WPO WINNERS:  
  1. 2-club only Golf Tournament: Jason & Beau (score: 40)
  2. Corn Hole: Roy & Jessie
  3. Ladder-ball: Roy & Clay
  4. Corn Hole (night): Beau & Justin
  5. Swish big winner: Brent
New words added: 
  • Shiglets –  Piglets who puss out on piglet events, show up Saturday morning instead of Friday night or didn’t bring their scooters at all.
  • Cabulance – Something you call when you can’t afford an ambulance or remember 911
  • Bitchlets – A piglet who bitches about everything (Beau)
  • Swiner – also Beau… Roy has proven certainly worthy of this name as well.
  • Squat Team – Jays miswording of the swat team
  • “Go pig or go home!” – possible motto?

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